When I was younger, I learned how to pee in a toilet. This had to be around the four years old stage of my life. Since then, I have had about a 90 percent shot of actually hitting the toilet, and not the seat or floor while peeing.

So, I don't get why Men's bathroom's tend to be freakin' messes, with urine over seats and on the floor. What's the deal? Are people retarded? Ugh, makes me want to buy a baseball bat and beat people.

In a room with Sergey, Larry, Doc, Dave and Robert ... who does Steve suck off first?

And it's this type of crap that makes me go nuts. The New Yorker has an
article on Guantanamo Bay, and it's more or less a condemnation of the tactics currenlty being used to get information.

Waaah, waaah. What people don't get is that this is not a conventional war that the other side is following the Geneva Accords. Um, if they were, they wouldn't be kidnapping civilians and chopping their heads off. But, the point is made that torturing people that are at Guantanamo that are innocent might drive them to become terrorists - and that's true.

Anyway, the New Yorker has a Q&A with the reporter.

Okay, I already write three blogs - two for work, one for pay - and realized I have no where to just vent or talk about random shit.

The problem is this - www.tinyurl.com/8f894 - and that this shit can come back and haunt you. But, I still need to vent, so I'll be partially-PC here.

Okay, so I'm taking the
the Pepsi Challenge on this, and it's pretty easy ... except the hyperlinking part. Blech.

Come on, guys!